Cannes Catastrophes

France is arguably one of the greatest fashion hubs of the world, so why are people making bad fashion choices at events during the Cannes Film Festival?

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France is arguably one of the greatest fashion hubs of the world, so why are people making bad fashion choices at events during the Cannes Film Festival?
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There's no excuse for this look. Unless you're starring in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."
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(in a French voice) Hey Phoebe, zer iz a pigeon on your 'ed.
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Too tight, too bling, just too.
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Fell on the red carpet and rolled.
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No, just no.
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Was Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat made into a dress?
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The hat, the glove, the pose, it's just all wrong.
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Too much, color, cut, it's all too much.
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And just when we were missing that swan dress by Bjork!
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Dr. No would say no to Ursula Andress in this getup.
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The Little Mermaid called she wants her outfit back.
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Pat Benetar called she wants her outfit from the "Love is a Battlefield" video back!
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She looks mad, perhaps she didn't get to see what she looked like until she caught her reflection in the limo window?
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The hair, the earrings... it's not good.
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I'm sure it's haute couture, but she's too cute for that dress.
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Oh my, did a cat attack her in the limo?
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How do you say no in French?
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She has a great figure, and it's lost in this.
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Claudia Schiffer is gorgeous, why is she wearing a beige sack?
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I know this is a gimmick for the movie, but they look ridiculous.
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These however are better than the shoes you'll see next.
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Wow. The shoes, really? This was the best choice?
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Did Manolo Blahnik stop making shoes?
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It's like the designer couldn't make up his/her mind.
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Oh Annie... not good.
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What happened? Did someone give her a swirly?
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Yikes! Is this Cannes or a lingerie show?
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The dress was bad enough without the necklace.
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TOO MUCH!
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Too much.
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What on Earth would possess someone to wear this?
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She looked in the mirror and said-- this, this is the outfit I want the world to see me in.
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Wow. Lindsay Lohan loans her clothes out? Can we get makeup for that bruise? It's distracting from the fashion!
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Lindsay is loaning a lot of clothes at Cannes.
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Drag Me To Hell is not just the name of the movie she's going to see.
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Yes you have to adjust when your dress isn't big enough!
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