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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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DeSoto Boy, 14, Found Deceased in Storm Drain

DeSoto Boy, 14, Found Deceased in Storm Drain

A DeSoto boy who went missing Sunday afternoon has been found deceased in a storm drain.

Abbott Adds 24 Counties to Disaster List

Abbott Adds 24 Counties to Disaster List

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott declared a state of disaster in an additional 24 Texas counties Monday, due to recent damage from thunderstorms, tornadoes and flooding.

More Severe Weather Possible in North Texas Monday

More Severe Weather Possible in North Texas Monday

Storms capable of high wind, hail and tornadoes are expected to hit North Texas on the heels of storms that left damage across the state Sunday.

Two Tornadoes Strike Dallas County Sunday: NWS

Two Tornadoes Strike Dallas County Sunday: NWS

The National Weather Service confirmed two small tornadoes touched down in Dallas County early Sunday morning.

Flood, Severe Storms Possible Monday

Flood, Severe Storms Possible Monday

Severe storms and heavy rain expected this afternoon.

Surveillance Video Captures Arson at Uptown Gas Station

Surveillance Video Captures Arson at Uptown Gas Station

Dallas firefighters say they're investigating after someone tried to set fire to a gas station on McKinney Avenue overnight.