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Sunday, Dec 15, 2013 at 09:59 AM CST

Obama Battles Fake Interpreter, Selfies on "SNL"

Obama Battles Fake Interpreter, Selfies on "SNL"

Barack Obama's actions at Nelson Mandela's memorial service garnered worldwide headlines this week, from his selfie with the Danish Prime Minister's wife Helle Thorning-Schmidt to his handshake with Cuban...

Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

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Celina Wedding Venue Damaged During Storms

Celina Wedding Venue Damaged During Storms

Owners of a Celina wedding venue are racing to clean up in time for a weekend wedding.

9-Year-Old Dallas Boy Reported Missing After School

9-Year-Old Dallas Boy Reported Missing After School

Dallas police are asking for the public's help in locating a missing 9-year-old boy in Far East Dallas.

Bevers Murder Investigators Take Weekend Off

Bevers Murder Investigators Take Weekend Off

Investigators in Midlothian have been sent home for the weekend to rest and recharge before returning to work Monday to search for Missy Bevers' killer.

Bridge Over I-35E Near UNT Will Be Demolished, Rebuilt

Bridge Over I-35E Near UNT Will Be Demolished, Rebuilt

Drivers should expect delays this weekend around I-35E in Denton near the University of North Texas campus.

Amid Chaotic Rally, Trump Makes Case to Calif. GOP

Amid Chaotic Rally, Trump Makes Case to Calif. GOP

Donald Trump, the outsider, made his case to California's Republican establishment on Friday as protesters clashed with police. Demonstrators swarmed outside the hotel near San Francisco airport, forcing Trump...

Balcony Collapses After Dallas Apartment Fire

Balcony Collapses After Dallas Apartment Fire

Heavy flames caused a roof to collapse at a Northwest Dallas apartment complex Friday afternoon, fire crews say.