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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Kaboom Town at Capacity, People Diverted

Kaboom Town at Capacity, People Diverted

If you want to see some fireworks before the 4th of July you will need to head to Addison Friday night.

Brisket Thief Costs Thousands at Denton BBQ Joint

Brisket Thief Costs Thousands at Denton BBQ Joint

Surveillance cameras caught a man breaking into the smoker at Bet the House BBQ in Denton; starting a fire and costing owners thousands of dollars in the process.

5 Injured in Apparent Road Rage Crash in Dallas

5 Injured in Apparent Road Rage Crash in Dallas

Police say road rage led to a crash that sent five people to the hospital late Thursday evening.

Alligator Kills Man During Late-Night Swim

Alligator Kills Man During Late-Night Swim

A man was killed early Friday when an alligator attacked him during a late-night swim at a Southeast Texas marina, according to police.

Homeowner Shoots and Kills Burglar: Police

Homeowner Shoots and Kills Burglar: Police

Garland police say a homeowner shot a burglar, sending him to the hospital where he later died.

Big Crowds Expected in Arlington for 4th of July Weekend

Big Crowds Expected in Arlington for 4th of July Weekend

Tens of thousands are expected to descend upon downtown Arlington this weekend for two of the biggest 4th of July celebrations in North Texas.