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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Nurse Amber Vinson No Longer Has Ebola: Family

Nurse Amber Vinson No Longer Has Ebola: Family

Dallas nurse Amber Vinson no longer has signs of Ebola in her blood, her family said Wednesday, one week after she was hospitalized at an Atlanta hospital with the potentially deadly virus.

Ebola Patient's Fiance Unable to Find New Home

Ebola Patient's Fiance Unable to Find New Home

The fiancé of the first patient diagnosed with Ebola in the United States has been unable to find a new home in Dallas, even though she was released from monitoring on Monday.

Suspect Arrested in Death of Teen Found in Dallas Creek

Suspect Arrested in Death of Teen Found in Dallas Creek

Dallas police have arrested a teenager suspected of killing a 16-year-old girl whose body was found Tuesday morning in a creek near Fair Park.

UT-Dallas Grad Charged With Cyberstalking

UT-Dallas Grad Charged With Cyberstalking

A recent UT Dallas graduate has been charged with cyberstalking and intrusion after police say he obtained inappropriate photos and videos of four students.

Man Dies in McKinney House Fire

Man Dies in McKinney House Fire

Police responded to an assault call at a McKinney home late Tuesday night, just two hours before a deadly blaze destroyed it and an adjacent residence, an investigation has found.

Revenue, Visits Down at Presbyterian Hospital

Revenue, Visits Down at Presbyterian Hospital

Revenue and hospital visits are down significantly at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital Dallas over the first three weeks of October, according to financial records released Wednesday.