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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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High Water Closes Many Boat Ramps

High Water Closes Many Boat Ramps

A higher than normal rainfall this spring means many boat ramps at North Texas lakes will be closed for the Memorial Day weekend.

Guilty Verdict in Deanna Cook Murder Trial

Guilty Verdict in Deanna Cook Murder Trial

Delvecchio Patrick is guilty of murdering ex-wife Deanna Cook, the woman whose unanswered 911 call brought community outrage, a jury decided Friday.

Boaters Ready to Get on Lakes Despite Warnings

Boaters Ready to Get on Lakes Despite Warnings

Despite a warning from officials to stay off area lakes, boaters are ready for a busy holiday weekend on the water.

Dallas School Recalls Yearbooks Over Mean Quotes

Dallas School Recalls Yearbooks Over Mean Quotes

A Dallas high school is recalling its yearbooks after somehow, someone managed to get into the system and print mean quotes beneath seniors' photos.

Suspect in D.C. Mansion Slayings Had Help: Authorities

Suspect in D.C. Mansion Slayings Had Help: Authorities

Three members of a D.C. family — and their housekeeper — were held overnight by more than one person before they were slain in their home last week, according to new court documents filed Friday afternoon....

High School Students Face Charges After Food Fight

High School Students Face Charges After Food Fight

Authorities say 10 San Antonio high school students could be charged after a food fight Thursday afternoon.