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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Police Warn NTX Shoppers About Holiday Thieves

Police Warn NTX Shoppers About Holiday Thieves

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Dallas Highway Reopen After Deady Crash

Dallas Highway Reopen After Deady Crash

Police are investigating a deadly accident that shut down part of a Dallas highway Thursday night.

Fire Damages Apartments on Thanksgiving Day

Fire Damages Apartments on Thanksgiving Day

Some people in Dallas are forced to find somewhere else to stay after a fire damaged their apartments on Thanksgiving day.

SUV Carrying 12 Children Rolls Over; 1 Dead

SUV Carrying 12 Children Rolls Over; 1 Dead

An SUV carrying 12 children has rolled over in rural South Texas, leaving one of the children dead and 9 other kids injured.

Turkey Hits Man's Windshield on Thanksgiving

Turkey Hits Man's Windshield on Thanksgiving

A Texas man had a Thanksgiving surprise when a wild turkey crashed through his windshield Thursday.

Police: Burglar Left Keys Inside Neighbor's House

Police: Burglar Left Keys Inside Neighbor's House

San Antonio police say a man who may have stolen his neighbor's Sony PlayStation 3 gaming system left his keys inside the neighbor's house.