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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Nina Pham Remains in Fair Condition

Nina Pham Remains in Fair Condition

Officials with the National Institutes of Health say Dallas nurse and Ebola patient Nina Pham is still in fair condition.

Christina Morris Reward Raised to $25,000

Christina Morris Reward Raised to $25,000

The reward for a 23-year-old woman missing since Aug. 30 has been raised to $25,000.

Driver Killed in Head-On Crash Near Sanger High School

Driver Killed in Head-On Crash Near Sanger High School

One person has died after a head-on collision Monday afternoon along Farm to Market Road 455 near Sanger High School.

Officials Review Video of Police Officer Shooting Dog

Officials Review Video of Police Officer Shooting Dog

City of Cleburne officials are reviewing an incident where a police officer shot a dog after video of the shooting was released.

Plano Police Search for Serial Bank Robber

Plano Police Search for Serial Bank Robber

Plano police say they need the public's help finding the person responsible for robbing at least three banks this month.

Texas State Trooper Injured in Wreck

Texas State Trooper Injured in Wreck

A Texas State Trooper is trapped in his cruiser between the vehicle that crashed into his and the semi-trailer he had pulled over Monday afternoon.