Punchlines ripped from the headlines

Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

Top Stories
More Storms Possible This Afternoon

More Storms Possible This Afternoon

Saturday is starting off a mild & humid note and that humidity may lead to scattered strong storms this afternoon.

Heavy Rain Delays ACM Concert at Globe Life Park

Heavy Rain Delays ACM Concert at Globe Life Park

The 3rd Annual ACM Party For a Cause Festival: 50 Years of Music & Memories will take place on April 17-18 at Globe Life Park in Arlington.

Woman Found Dead in Hurst; Suspect Arrested

Woman Found Dead in Hurst; Suspect Arrested

Police in Haltom City have arrested Randy Allen Cummings, 42, in a homicide investigation after his wife's body was found Friday morning in Hurst.

Most Wanted Sex Offender Arrested at WinStar

Most Wanted Sex Offender Arrested at WinStar

A 'violent sexual predator' on Texas' 10 Most Wanted Sex Offender List was arrested at the WinStar Casino in Oklahoma Friday morning.

Missing 23-Year-Old Ind. Mother Found Stabbed to Death

Missing 23-Year-Old Ind. Mother Found Stabbed to Death

A 23-year-old mother who went missing with her newborn daughter in early April has been found stabbed to death in a home in Gary, Indiana, police said. The body of Samantha Fleming, of Anderson, Indiana, wrapped...

Clerk Found Shot, Mesquite Police Search for 2 Robbers

Clerk Found Shot, Mesquite Police Search for 2 Robbers

Mesquite police say they found a gas station clerk shot and are actively searching for at least two people who robbed the store Friday morning.