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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Protesters Block I-35E in Dallas, 7 Arrested

Protesters Block I-35E in Dallas, 7 Arrested

Dozens of people protesting the decision by a grand jury in Missouri not to indict a police officer involved in a deadly shooting walked onto Interstate 35E in Downtown Dallas on Tuesday.

Dallas Man Convicted for Child Porn, Fake Badge, Steroids

Dallas Man Convicted for Child Porn, Fake Badge, Steroids

Authorities say a man they arrested for mailing steroids in January was found with a counterfeit U.S. Marshall badge and child pornography.

18-Wheeler Wreck Blocks Westbound I-635

18-Wheeler Wreck Blocks Westbound I-635

A wreck involving an 18-wheeler blocks three lanes of westbound Interstate 635 near Dallas North Tollway and leaks fuel on the road, police say.

Police Pursuit Ends in Deadly Crash in Dallas

Police Pursuit Ends in Deadly Crash in Dallas

One person was killed and at least two more were hospitalized after a driver in a stolen SUV ran a red light and set off a chain reaction crash Tuesday in East Dallas, according to police.

Fort Worth Vandals Shoot Out Windows with Pellets

Fort Worth Vandals Shoot Out Windows with Pellets

Neighbors all across the city of Fort Worth are dealing with pellet gun vandals.

Dallas ISD Complaints Detail Allegations Against Trustee

Dallas ISD Complaints Detail Allegations Against Trustee

A Dallas ISD administrator who filed a complaint against trustee Bernadette Nutall wrote that she felt threatened after conversations with her in June.