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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Player Takes 90 mph Fastball to the Face

Player Takes 90 mph Fastball to the Face

DeLino DeShields Jr: I will play again soon.

Two Arrested in Fatal Hit-and-Run Crash: DPD

Two Arrested in Fatal Hit-and-Run Crash: DPD

Dallas police say two men are in custody in connection with the fatal hit-and-run crash that left 13-year-old Ethan Vasquez dead.

9-Year-Old Boy Skips PS4; Donates Smoke Detectors Instead

9-Year-Old Boy Skips PS4; Donates Smoke Detectors Instead

9-year-old Hector Montoya of Grand Prairie was so touched by the story of a deadly fire that he used money he was saving for a PS4 to instead buy and donate 100 smoke detectors for neighbors.

Two Killed in "Horrific" East Fort Worth Crash

Two Killed in "Horrific" East Fort Worth Crash

Two people were killed in a car crash in east Fort Worth on Friday.

Submerged Truck Linked to 35-Year-Old Cold Case

Submerged Truck Linked to 35-Year-Old Cold Case

The discovery of a submerged pickup with skeletal remains in Lake Granbury, Texas, on Thursday may have solved the mystery of a woman who disappeared 35 years ago. Investigators believe the remains are those of...

Shooting Kills Harris County 17-Year-Old

Shooting Kills Harris County 17-Year-Old

Police are investigating the death of a 17-year-old who was found shot in northwest Harris County.