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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Person of Interest Named in Fatal Hit-and-Run

Person of Interest Named in Fatal Hit-and-Run

The Dallas Police Department has named a person of interest in connection with the fatal hit-and-run of 13-year-old Ethan Vasquez.

Dallas Driver Shot in the Leg Along I-20, Spur 408

Dallas Driver Shot in the Leg Along I-20, Spur 408

Someone opened fire on the interstate early Friday morning, hitting another driver.

Woman Shot in the Neck During Dallas Robbery

Woman Shot in the Neck During Dallas Robbery

A woman was shot in the neck late Thursday during a robbery in Dallas, police say.

Man Makes Deposit, Exposes Himself: Police

Man Makes Deposit, Exposes Himself: Police

An Arlington man was arrested Wednesday in Fort Worth after a bank teller reported that he exposed himself while making a deposit.

New Surgery Offers Hope for Babies Born With Rare Disorder

New Surgery Offers Hope for Babies Born With Rare Disorder

A new surgery at Cook Children’s Medical Center is offering a cure for babies born with a rare disorder of the pancreas.

Grapevine Police Investigate Police Shooting

Grapevine Police Investigate Police Shooting

The Grapevine Police Department is investigating a deadly officer-involved shooting that took place on Thursday.