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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Baylor Music Students Killed in Central Texas Crash

Baylor Music Students Killed in Central Texas Crash

A Baylor University student and a recent graduate were killed Tuesday morning when the pickup truck in which they were riding slammed into a tree beside a Central Texas highway.

Condition Worsens for DFW Doctor Fighting Ebola

Condition Worsens for DFW Doctor Fighting Ebola

The condition of a North Texas doctor who contracted the deadly Ebola virus while working for a relief organization in Africa is worsening, colleagues with Samaritan's Purse say.

UCLA Becomes “Sink” for Massive Flooding After Water Main Break

UCLA Becomes “Sink” for Massive Flooding After Water Main Break

Crews were expected to work through the night to repair a massive water main break that sent up to 10 million gallons of water gushing for nearly four hours onto Sunset Boulevard and the University...

Jerry Jones Responds to Raiders-to-San Antonio Report

Jerry Jones Responds to Raiders-to-San Antonio Report

Cowboys owner and general manager Jerry Jones has always considered the city of San Antonio, Texas, part of the Dallas Cowboys fan base.

Cyclospora Cases Continue to Rise in North Texas

Cyclospora Cases Continue to Rise in North Texas

The number of cyclospora cases continues to rise across North Texas and the rest of the state.

Cities Skip Spraying Despite Positive West Nile Tests

Cities Skip Spraying Despite Positive West Nile Tests

When mosquitoes test positive for West Nile virus in some North Texas cities you may not see spray trucks on city streets.