THE SKELETON IN YOUR CLOSET: Make no bones about it, hoodies are causal Fall weather mainstays to keep the chill from crawling up your spine. Even so, some bones are going to feel the cold with this Skeleton Hoodie. Even the plumpest among us will get teased about our ribs showing in this design, though we can fight back by just crossing our arms -- revealing a scary skull with a opening jaw! GET IT: $34.99, ThinkGeek.com
HAUNT THIS -- All through October, we're dedicated to bringing you creepy, icky, scary, or just plain weird items that will turn your normal cry of "Want This" into "Haunt This!"