DICEY RELATIONSHIP: When traditional knife blocks don't fit the bill, or you're feeling like you need to get out some aggression without actually hurting someone, this unique knife holder -- cleverly called The Ex -- might be the right addition. Including five knives of various sizes, the plastic figure looks like a little man who's had one too many run-ins with Michael Myers; now his wounds hold your knives. Throw a quick Ken doll outfit on him, and it might serve as a perfect puesdo-voodoo stand-in for your former flame. GET IT:$69.99, ThinkGeek.
HAUNT THIS -- All through October, we're dedicated to bringing you a bit more creepy, icky, scary, or just plain weird items that will turn your normal cry of "Want This" into "Haunt This!"