We should've known this was coming. First there was the Snuggie -- a strange-looking blanket with sleeves, perfect for cuddling up on the couch, or pub crawls. Now there's the guide to sex in Snuggies -- and it's illustrated.
News of the Snuggie Sutra -- you know, like Kama Sutra, the ancient handbook of every sexual position you never thought of? -- first came to us via NY Mag's Daily Intel, but we admit we were too intrigued (and disturbed) to not check it out for ourselves.
"There’s never been a solution to having sex while avoiding a chill. Until the Snuggie," boasts TheSnuggieSutra.com.
Go to the site, if you dare, and take a look at the 10 positions for sex in Snuggies; you've got the tablecloth, the cuddly puppy, pigs in a blanket and uh, we'll let you explore the rest for yourselves – we know you want to.
And good news for anyone who has better ideas on how to optimize the Snuggie in bed: You can submit your own sexual positions! Click here and use the form at the bottom.
Oh, and for all you doubters out there who think a Slanket or a bathrobe could substitute for Snuggie sex, we ask you to consider why no one's taken the time to create a "Slanket Sutra" or a "Bathrobe Sutra." Yea, that's right, because they don't work half as well!
DISCLAIMER: The Snuggie doesn't protect against STDs or prevent pregnancy.
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And how does the Snuggie react to bodily fluids? OK, that's where we're going to stop. Go to the site and find out for yourself.