HEADY PLACE: VNV Nation is one part Trans-Siberian Orchestra, one part Depeche Mode, and one part caffeine headache. The German electro-wizards pump beats so theatrical it's awkward at times. We imagine the desire to see them is symptomatic of way-desensitized techno fandom. With War Tapes and Ayria at the Granada, 7PM.
FUNNY PEOPLE: Dyer Street Bar promises that you'll be in the company of DFW's most hilarious on Make Me Laugh Mondays. Skeptical? Pull up a stool at the Park Cities neighborhood pub and make your own funny. 9PM.
HEEBIE BEE GEES: Flouff the 'fro and wear somethin' shiny on a Monday, you say? The Sun Club is saving a dance for '70s hustlers at Disco Workout, a night reserved for upbeat dance tracks and, if we're lucky, spandex. Hailey's, 10PM.