NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 12: Andy Hilfiger and singer Michael Fredo sing Karaoke at "Vive Le Karaoke" hosted by Nylon Magazine, Hilfiger and Crush at Angels and Kings on November 12, 2007 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Andy Hilfiger;Michael Fredo
AIRHEADS: Call off the genetic research. We know now that no amount of slow-pulse ballads performed can pump enough aural oxygen into Australian men to save their hair from graying. Experts did find there's a ninety percent chance that either Graham Russell and Russell Hitchcock of Air Supply -- or both -- will be wearing animal print at their tour stop at the Meyerson. See Christopher Cross "Sailing" with the seminal duo at 8PM.
LAUGH IT OFF: Teachers have another reason to unload at the bar: their first-day misadventures can be the subject of an original Paul Slavens composition. If you can sum it up in a song title and tack on a tip, Slavens can turn your lemons into hilarious, did-he-just-sing-that verses of lore. See the host of 90.1 At Night lead his band in spontaneous comedy at Dan's Silverleaf, 10PM.
WINNERS' CIRCLE: You get the feeling that there aren't a lot of first-timers at Round Up Saloon's karaoke night. Showtunes, old country and lesser-known power pop make up a catalog that could stump the most avid connoisseur of canned tracks. Mojito Monday lasts as long as the singers, 8PM to 2AM.