REALITY STARS: Meet Otto. He lives in Overland Park, Kansas with his Dad, Dustin Weant. And he really, really likes cake. Right now, Otto’s evaluating several offers from major pet talent agencies, but at the time of this photo, he was just a regular ol’ dog. That’s the beauty of Hallmark’s Contest Cards, several lines of greetings featuring real people (or their real best friends) in real-life moments cooler than any faux-funny cards we’ve seen. There’s one for any occasion you can think of, from anniversaries to “just because”, starring crying babies, unusual sand castles and even one socially unacceptable squirrel. Choose one the next time you care enough to send the very wackiest. GET IT: Hallmark Contest Cards, $3.49/each. Shop online or at area Hallmark stores and major retailers like Walmart.