Miles Austin had just two catches against Houston Sunday, and you can probably attribute that stat to blanket coverage and the fact that Roy Williams decided to finally play well. OR CAN YOU? According to US Magazine, which I believe every word of because I want to, Austin is heartbroken over his breakup with reality star and human life preserver Kim Kardashian. Not because she’s a great person or has an insane backside, you see, but because she was do darn good at getting people to know who Miles Austin is:
"Sitting on the floor of the Lakers game with her was better than any commercial of him that would ever run," an insider tells UsMagazine.com. "Sure, he liked her to an extent, but he loved the publicity a lot more…"
Even though it didn't work out, Austin, 26, is still "pumped because dating her really put him into the national spotlight and really raised his awareness in the public eye," says the source. "He thought she was cool, but by no means is he heartbroken."
I am of the firm belief that the Kardashians have an office staffed by 30 people whose sole job is to call US Weekly and tell them stuff about anyone who happens to be dating a Kardashian at the time. Join us next week when an “insider” tells us that Miles secretly wore pasties to the bedroom!
Anyway, if this report is to be believed – and again, I believe everything I read – then it’s possible that the Cowboys wideout isn’t finished dating tabloid magnets to help increase his Q rating. Who’s next on Austin’s nakedly ambitious little list? Lohan? Gaga? BETTY WHITE?! There’s no telling what this attention whore is capable of. Watch out, any girl who’s ever made a sex tape!