MODERN ROMANCE: Instead of yawning through another "determining the relationship" talk, why not let Meagan Norris and Tim Wardell hash out the complexities of developing love in the hybrid sketch comedy-musical "Porn For Puritans" at The McKinney Avenue Contemporary? The PG-13 play is back at the MAC with some new material tacked on. 7PM.
RIGHT BACK 'ROUND: We don't know about you, but all this chatter about the '90s revival makes us nervous. What will become of the craze inspired by the former decade? Hailey's has kept up '80s Dance Night for longer than we lived in the '80s. We're not ready to let go of the New Romantics, though, and DJ G and his sweaty following aren't either. 10PM.
BOYS OF SUMMER: It's your last chance before September to trek through the Dallas Arboretum and see a band on a stage overlooking White Rock Lake for the Cool Thursdays series. Tonight, six-piece Eagles cover band FastLane play the hits. Find tickets here. 7:30PM.