Obviously in this hypothetical, you'd spring for the full senior cheeseburgers (who wouldn't?), but in case you wanted to waste the money, you could buy videotape showing octo-mom giving birth.
So, if you've got the money to burn, this may be the ultimate stocking stuffer. Although you may still want to consider the 1,000,000 cheeseburgers -- totally your call though.
Suleman, who finds a daily pseudo-reason to make our weird news headlines, gave birth to eight babies on Jan. 26. The 33-year-old woman from Whittier, Calif., already had six children.