Mary Jane Watson
Some Yelp user clearly needs to lay off the Secret Breakfast of bourbon and corn flakes.
A user of the site asked for a discount from already beloved ice creamery Humphry Slocombe in exchange for a favorable review, clearly not understanding that a business with half-block lines doesn't need her approval.
A Yelp representative pointed the San Francisco Appeal to the site's terms of service, which forbids businesses from offering freebies for good reviews.
But relatively anonymous users trying to shake down proprietors? Fair game!