A Houston-area woman apparently burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them.
On Saturday the pair argued about some jewelry he gave her but allegedly took back during the split. According to Pasadena police said she wanted the bling returned but he wasn't giving in.
Later that day the man reported to police the woman came to his apartment and took the seven goldfish the couple bought during happier times.
Officers went to the woman's home, but were too late. They arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three.
Pasadena police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed.