Lady GaGa is explaining her fashion choices and the reason she wears those skimpy outfits is so that her grandparents can see her.
Follow the logic here, Lady GaGa (born Joanne Stefani Germanotta) says her grandparents find lighter shades easier to spot.
GaGa told Rolling Stone: "My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, 'I can see you, because you have no pants on.' So I'll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me."
What the El!?! Editorial:
Okay, so wearing white doesn't work, you HAVE to wear swimsuit bottoms or granny can't see you? WHATEVER. Not buying what you're selling Joanne. Just say you like it when people are looking at you!