Legends for Charity
For years, Cowboys fans have lived with a giant hole in their hearts. No, I'm not talking about the absence of championships, or the horrible void left in your soul after watching Tony Romo disappoint you time and time again.
I speak, of course, of the palpable absence of former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson from Twitter. Oh sure, you could get your Jimmy fix from watching FOX, or from seeing him on "Survivor" last year. But that's not enough Jimmy for me. I need MORE Jimmy. I need to know what he looks like when he's shirtless and fishin' for marlin, and by gar, at last I have it.
Look at Marlin I caught fishing alone
Indeed. LOOK AT MARLIN. THAT BIG MARLIN. MARLIN STRONG BUT SHIRTLESS JIMMY STRONGER. MARLIN PUT UP BIG FIGHT. SEA ANGRY THAT DAY.
But did he get to grill the marlin? I really hope he did.
all sportsmen...the fish died during the 1 1/2 hr fight..I smoked it and gave most of the fish away to friends and family
OH HE SMOKED IT. MARLIN SMOKE GOOD!
And there's so much more you can learn from Jimmy Tweeting after drinking half a bottle of Patron. You'll get his unvarnished take on the Cowboys, complete with unfinished ellipses ("I like Jason..smart coach.."), promos for restaurants that aren't near your home ("If y'all get to the Keys go to my restaurant Jimmy Johnsons Big Chill in Key Largo mile marker 104"), workout music recommendations ("Jogged listening to Bocelli,,he's the best"), and hardcore analysis you can't get anywhere else ("Golf needs for Tiger to start playing better").
It's like everything people who don't use Twitter think Twitter looks like!
So prepare yourselves, Cowboys fans. This season will be a whole lot more fun with Jimmy and his smoked marlin giving you constant updates.