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    *DeMarco Murray will post another 100-yard rushing performance, after which Jerry will laud the rookie running back, but say that it would be premature to declare Murray as the feature back over the injured Felix Jones. Fans at home will cry, “Aw, come on!”

    *Playing with a restrictive cast on his left hand and wrist on Sunday, Sean Lee will earn a new nickname: Sean “Ol’ Club-Hand” Lee. Because he’ll club people with the cast, see.

    *Things will get awkward before the game when tackle and former Cowboys’ draft pick Sam Young crosses the field to say hello to some of his former teammates. No one will remember his name, and, in an effort to avoid further social awkwardness, will all call him “man” or “dude” or “buddy.”

    *Fans watching at home will be reminded no less than 39 times, during the broadcast Sunday, that Bills’ quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick, is, in fact, a Harvard grad.

    *Fans watching at home will also be reminded a couple dozen times of the so-called “Ivy League connection” between Fitzpatrick and Cowboys’ head coach (and Princeton grad) Jason Garrett. This will get kind of annoying.

    *The Cowboys will win 24-14, and afterward, Ivy League men Garrett and Fitzpatrick will retire to the drawing room for brandy and gentlemanly discourse.

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