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Fearless, Hopeless Predictions For Sunday Night At New York

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Fearless, Hopeless Predictions For Sunday Night At New York

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*On Sunday night, for the first time ever, announcers will make it through a nationally televised game without referring to (two-time Pro Bowler) Miles Austin as “Austin Miles.”

*Dez Bryant will have six catches for 108 yards and a touchdown. After the game however, Bryant’s maturity will once again be called into question when he’s seen playing with some Hot Wheelz cars in the locker room.

*NBC’s Cris Collinsworth will deliver the line of the night after seeing Rex Ryan celebrate a narrow win over Dallas: “That Rex Ryan loves winning even more than he loves feet--and man does he love feet!”

*Caving to public scrutiny, Tony Romo will finally turn his perpetually backwards hat around prior to kickoff. With the hat on straight, he will go 27-for-27 passing for 498 yards and four touchdowns. Describing the phenomenon after the game, Romo will remark, “When I turned my hat around... It was like I flipped a switch.”

*On Monday morning, ESPN radio personality Colin Cowherd will bring up Romo’s performance, crying, “I knew it!”

*Mark Sanchez will have a pedestrian night for the Jets, going 14-for-27 for 179 yards, no touchdowns and an interception. The ultra-hot model he goes home to won’t seem to mind.

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