Fake ‘N' Bake Federal Tax Starts

A federal tax that only applies to artificial light sources such as: beds, lamps and booths starts tomorrow. The tan tax is part of The National Health Care Bill that will charge anyone using a tanning bed 10 percent more than what he or she used to pay. Skin cancer experts applaud the new tax in hopes it will reduce the number of freaky orange-colored people walking around, and oh yeah — incidences of skin cancer.