GIRL ON TV: Have you caught the newest local chef turned famous culinary personality on her saucy Oxygen reality show? Where better to see Blythe Beck do her thing in The Naughty Kitchen than her own restaurant? On Tuesdays, Central 214 hosts the only watch parties where you can munch on Beck's zany home-style snacks, like fried lobster-corn fritters and chicken fried oysters. 9PM.
NEW TRAILS: Dallas ex-pats The Secret Machines gained Tripping Daisy's Phil Karnats when they lost guitarist Benjamin Curtis to School of Seven Bells, and they just got louder. The band's stop at the Granada rounds out a heavy-hitting Texas bill with Austin's Ume and ... And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead. 8PM.
SPOONFUL OF SUGAR: Sweets with meds and heartily encouraged nonsense? Supernanny's got nothing on this one. Child expert Mary Poppins floats into Fair Park Music Hall as Mary Poppins the musical, produced in part by Disney, continues its magical legacy. 8PM.