Three polygamists and a serial litigant walked into a courtroom.
If two men can now wed, can I marry my computer? the latter asked. The Dallas judge, who was not amused, knew this was "not their 'first rodeo.'" So in an emphatic ruling last month, he told them no.
But the self-described "objectophile" seeking a wedding with his laptop was nevertheless undeterred, promising Thursday he will re-file the lawsuit "with more plaintiffs."