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Palin Hits Town Tonight

Ex-governor headlines conservative-fest



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    Structural engineers might need to straighten out the Majestic Theatre after tonight’s wingding.

    The building will list to the right … hard … during an evening with Sarah Palin, Rick Perry, Greg Abbot, Tom Leppert, and Stephen Broden — with special guest star Mark Davis serving as master of ceremonies.

    The right-wing assemblage — which puts Gordie Howe, Mike Bossy, Brett Hull, and Maurice Richard to shame — gathers in the name of pro-lifers during the event sponsored by Heroic Media, a faith-based nonprofit group that sends out anti-abortion messages via television, Internet, and billboard advertisements.

    The conserva-fab takes place at 7 p.m. tonight at the theater — could we please settle on a spelling of theater/theatre once and for all? — and tickets will set back the faithful by $50 for general admission or $100 for the even-more-faithful.

    Palin brings her message of … um … of … oh, right, her unwed teenage daughter gave birth, so, yeah, that fits in with Heroic Media thing.

    Y’all enjoy the show.

    Bruce Felps owns and operatesEast Dallas Times, an online community news outlet serving the White Rock Lake area. He’ll pass on attending, thank you.