Retail Therapy: Wacky Mavs Gear

Want to jump on the Mavs bandwagon? Show your wacky side with these odd Mavs merch items.

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Want to jump on the Mavs bandwagon? Show your wacky side with these odd Mavs merch items.
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sportsmemorabilia.com
Dallas Mavericks Baby DVD | Get it here | $19.95:
nStart the brainwashing early with this Mark Cuban-voiced, slam-dunk viewing highlight reel designed for basketball fans with binkys.
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fanzz.com
Mavs Cufflinks | Get it here | $59.99:
nWe're not the type to wear cufflinks to a Mavs game (or even a watching party), but there's got to be someone who wants to give a presentation while sporting the blue and white, right?
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footballfanatics.com
Dallas Mavericks Gray Dog T-shirt | Get it here | $16.95:
nDogs are Mavs fans, too? Let your pooch be a proxy to your Big D devotion with a logo shirt. Woof.
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footballfanatics.com
Dallas Mavericks Team Mascot Gnome | Get it here | $24.95:
nWe'd assume the Orlando Magic would be the gnome's first choice on the court, but we'll take any support...no matter how small. Just watch out...those eyes...they can see into your soul.
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footballfanatics.com
Dallas Mavericks Light Undertone Tattoo Sleeve | Get it here | $12.95:
Nothing says MFFL like getting a (fake) sleeve tattoo of your favorite team. Perfect for bandwagon members that want to look hardcore, while simultaneously being scared of needles and/or commitment.
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NBA.com
Dallas Mavericks Super Cyclone Purse | Get it here | $89.99:
nWe're pretty sure this purse/clutch/tin can will set off the metal detectors at the AAC, so it might be best to take the bottle-capped carrying case to a watching party instead.
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NBA.com
Dallas Mavericks Team Logo Quarter Sock | Get it here | $8.99:
nSupport your team by sticking these on your sweaty feet, inside your Air Jordans. Wait...do they make a Dirk shoe?
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fanzz.com
Dallas Mavericks Carpet Tiles | Get it here | $179.99:
nIf you're decking out a full-on Mavs watching retreat, these might be the perfect items to complete the look. If you're decking out a classy living room in the hopes of bringing in a Better Homes and Gardens photographer, hire an interior designer because your taste is in question. (You're still a super fan, though.)
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MavGear.com
Mark 'MC' Cuban Extreme Bobblehead | Get it here | $19.99:
ARRRRGH BUY A BOBBLEHEAD THAT SCREAMS AT YOU FROM THE FRONT ROW THEN GETS EJECTED BY A REF. GOOD CALL! GOOD CALL!
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sportsfanfare.com
Dallas Mavericks Mr Potato Head | Get it here | $19.99:
nSpud Webb he ain't, but we have a soft spot for this potato player who may be just as tall. (Just kidding, Spud, in case you're reading this from Frisco.) Anyways, netting this guy might make little Mavs fans happier than if you bought that DVD.
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