Ranking NFL Helmets, One to Thirty-Boo

Blue Star Blogger Richie Whitt ranks the NFL helmets from worst to best.

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32. Browns – The Browns being orange remains uniquely and unequivocally embarrassing
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31. Jaguars – Two-tone job looks like they ran out of spray paint.
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30. Buccaneers – Swashbucklers don’t wear pewter or wave red flags.
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29. Steelers – Logo on just one side will always look cheap and forgetful.
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28. Titans – Flaming T looks more like an asteroid.
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27. Ravens – Obscure bird with cartoonish beak scares nobody.
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26. Broncos – The single, sharp stripe looks ridiculous.
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25. Bears – If they were black – instead of deep dark blue – they’d move way up this list.
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24. Jets – Even Joe Namath struggled to look cool in green and white.
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23. Texans – Sorry, but the Longhorn was already taken.
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22. Giants – So many options, so little creativity. Caps button broken?
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21. Panthers – Logo too complicated, looks like a black, blobby rectangle.
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20. Bills – Charging buffalo works, but what with the ribbon?
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19. Seahawks – Unique colors remind me of dreary rain.
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18. Lions – Their blue always looked like the JV compared to Cowboys’ blue.
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17. Patriots – Red, White and Blue! (And, um, silver?).
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16. Cardinals – Menacing bird, but then a total give-up.
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15. Eagles – Evil, sinister green never appealing.
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14. 49ers – The “SF” on red background somehow works on gold canvas.
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13. Bengals – Most unique look in the NFL.
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12. Vikings – Looked better in old, outdoor Metropolitan Stadium.
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11. Dolphins – Even the friendlier fish works.
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10. Colts – Iconic and consistent, from Unitas to Manning to Luck.
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9. Rams – The horns fit even if the weird gold doesn’t.
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8. Falcons – Nasty black bird would make cool gang symbol.
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7. Chiefs – Arrowheads in vibrant red..
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6. Saints – Fleur-De-Lis perfectly crafted for locale.
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5. Redskins – Politically incorrect, and awesome.
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4. Chargers – Lightning bolts never go out of style.
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3. Packers – Garish gold and cheese now a time-tested tradition.
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2. Cowboys – Most recognizable sports logo on the planet.
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1. Raiders – Nothing more intimidating than the Silver ‘n Black.
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