Texas Longhorn fans are understandably bitter about their inability to play for a Big 12 title and a BCS Championship. After all, they did beat both Missouri and Oklahoma in head-to-head fashion, which, one would think, might matter a lot. Of course, one would also think the BCS was actually responsible for its mistakes, but, well, yeah.
And in a bitter action designed to poke fun at the number-crunching overlords of college football, the UT campus police slid a little prank in yesterday's campus police report.
DKR- TEXAS MEMORIAL STADIUM, 2200 Robert Dedman Robbery:
Several UT staff members, faculty, students, and Texas Ex's discovered a fraction of a percentage point had been taken and was transported across state lines. The percentage point was discovered north of the Red River at the campus of another Big 12 South University.
In case you can't tell, they're not being serious. Even though the BCS is a legitimately serious crime against humanity and all sports enthusiasts.
One would also suspect that after this little prank (which I got via Spencer at TSB) made the rounds on the interwebs, someone in the higher ups of the University would have said "please remove that since we are talking about crimes here," but no, apparently everyone's on board. Of course, you'd have to be looking reeeeeally hard to actually see it in between all the "Public Intoxication" tickets handed out, so perhaps it was just an oversight.
University of Texas Campus Police Make With the BCS Funny on Today's Police Report originally appeared on NCAA Football FanHouse on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:30:00 EST . Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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