BOTTLE BOT IN BLACK: You can carry around a bottle opener like a total square, or your can have your bottle opening robot buddy help you out. This shirt mixes a picture of a robot in with a built-in bottle opener (that looks like one of his hands) and puts you in the prime spot of always having a way to open that hot, glasses-wearing chick's next cold one. GET IT: $15.99, ThinkGeek.com
