Jerry Jones has spent more than 20 years in the Metroplex working on a near-constant fake smile, likely with the help of some "modifications".
Well, hate to break it to you, Jerry, but in a couple of weeks you better have that trick perfected.
In what couldn't have been a worse matchup for the DFW Super Bowl, Jones gets to host two of the Cowboys' traditional rivals in the Green Bay Packers and the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Remember, the Cowboys were outmatched by the Packers back in 1967 at Lambeau in the famed "Ice Bowl".
The Steelers have been a more heated rival, topping the Cowboys in Super Bowls X and XIII and have breached the Cowboys NFL marks for most Super Bowl wins while now tying their mark for the most apperances at eight each.
Of course, Jerry got sweet revenge on the Steelers in Super Bowl XXX, in the only meaningful meeting between the teams since Jerry's been in town, but it still has to sting.
Remember back in August when Jerry proclaimed that his Cowboys would be the first team in league history to play in a Super Bowl in its home stadium. Well, we know how that all worked out, and now Jerry has to watch the Packers and the Steelers light up DFW. Yuck.
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