This one’s for all you amateur decorators out there who ever wondered if your Pottery Barn dinette set might look a little cooler if you could dress it up like Paulie Bleeker from Juno. Or Gwen Stefani’s Harajuku girls. Or, perhaps, your favorite character from 1995’s smash hit Clueless, starring Alicia Silverstone.
Take your pick, ‘cause Charles & Marie have elevated the knee-highs you know and love to a whole new level. Meet Chair Personality Socks – the final word in legwear for your furniture.
Just $20 will buy you a set of four stylish cozies to transform even the dullest seating arrangement into a clever conversation piece. “Oh, my,” your guests will exclaim, “They look just like those borderline-creepy girls on the American Apparel billboards!”
Perfect for track-and-field enthusiasts, hosiery industry events or Scottish family reunions, Chair Personality Socks are available in pink or gray argyle or two tube varieties. No word on coordinating plaid skirts or sweat bands – but that would just be silly, now wouldn’t it?
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