Even Santa Claus needs to keep up with the times.
The Jolly Old Elf must have given up on the wooden toy business long ago in favor of iPods and Wii systems, and now it seems he’s turned his back on the old fashioned first-come-first-served-stand-in-line-with-a-wailing-kid method of mall visits.
The system then sends a text or voicemail message about 10 minutes before the registrant’s appointment. Hmm, Santa takes appointments.
“It was so much easier than doing this last year, with a screaming kid,” the viewer-reader said in an e-mail message, and amen to that, sister. I am all for the elimination of screaming kids. Wait, that didn’t come out quite right.
Anyway, it’s purported to be the only such system in place at a mall anywhere, so score one for North Texas ingenuity.
Can’t help but wonder, though, what keeps a 3-year-old from screaming when it’s plopped in Santa’s lap. And what keeps Santa from screaming?
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Bruce Felps owns and operates East Dallas Times, an online community news outlet serving the White Rock Lake area. He has fond memories of sitting on Santa's lap. Fond because he has no memory of it at all.