Fleshy, Lacy Humanity to Plunge Toward Earth

Skydiving sans jumpsuits

By Bruce Felps
|  Monday, Jul 26, 2010  |  Updated 1:23 PM CDT
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Fleshy, Lacy Humanity to Plunge Toward Earth

In yet another instance of people having too much time on their hands, organizers with Skydive Dallas plan the first Lingerie Jump.

It’s pretty much self-explanatory. Parachutists take to the sky, jump from a plane, and pull the ripcord while wearing their fanciest — God, you’d hope it’s at least clean — undergarments, the sexier the better, organizers told Pegasus News.

One can only imagine the Guinness Book wedgie that could result, and maybe that’s the point … if there is a point.

The jump takes place at 7 p.m., July 17, in Whitewright, Texas. Not sure of the exact location, but how hard can it be to find anything in Whitewright, Texas?

About 30 people clad only in teddies, baby dolls, camisoles, boxers, briefs, and let’s just hope no air-current-forced commandos, jump simultaneously, so onlookers will see a mass of fleshy and lacy humanity plummeting to earth.

Stick around for the after-party, which features jumpers and maybe models adorned in lingerie, beers, and BYOB booze.

“We are all about having fun and doing something silly,” organizer Michelle Nirumandrad told Pegasus News.

Congratulations, Michelle, you’re there.

Bruce Felps owns and operates East Dallas Times, an online community news outlet serving the White Rock Lake area. Why does he get the feeling that most of these people will be the ones you don’t want to see in skimpy attire?

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