Well, well, well, happy Mother’s Day. Rather happy MILF day.
Modesty, OK, censorship prevents a link to the spelled out version of that acronym but a quick search of Urban Dictionary, for those who need it, will reveal the phrase.
Beauty, in this case, might be less than skin deep.
The pageant involves a dance competition, a drinking contest — because, as the band’s vocalist Richard Haskins said in an article published at Pegasus News, a true MILF can “drink large amounts of libations” — and a grind-off, during which, no doubt, grinds won’t be the only thing coming off. Prizes courtesy of My Spicy Treasures.
Classy? Not so much. Offensive? Mmm, maybe. Appealing? Evidently.
According to Haskins, 30 women signed up, or were signed up, the first day the event was announced.
Their mothers should be proud.
Bruce Felps owns and operates East Dallas Times, an online community news outlet serving the White Rock Lake area. Hmm, he hasn’t been to Denton in a long time …