Overall, the survey reads like a list of filming locations for TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras. New York City made the top of the list with Brooklyn and Miami close behind.
In contrast, Madison, Wis., made the list of cities spending the least on their kids, at 58 percent below average.
It may sound like a boring place to grow up, but Madison is also rated by Bundle as one of the safest places to live. Just as long as you can live with knowing your precious snowflake won’t be getting the $100,000 Sweet Sixteen party she deserves.