Rick Perry might look the part.
In fact, if memory serves, one woman in Iowa was quoted not long ago as saying he has “presidential hair,” and boy, there’s a strong endorsement of his qualifications.
They cover his birth, his kindergarten courtship, his conversion — political not religious — his winning the governor’s mansion, the burning of said mansion, job creation in the form of payola for supporters, the attempt at mandatory HPV vaccinations — hmm, wonder where he got that dashing little Merck sign — the $5 tax on gentlemen’s club patrons, his attempts to pray away the drought, God’s reply, and his penchant for gunplay.
What, no coyotes? No sonograms?
All in all, a fairly amusing little video no matter which side the political stump one might support. Expect to see it play the cinematic art houses soon.
The narration is in Taiwanese — Chinese? — but it has subtitles.
Bruce Felps owns and operates East Dallas Times, an online community news outlet serving the White Rock Lake area. He’s dreading this campaign cycle.
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