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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Flight Nurse Dies After Fall During Rescue

Flight Nurse Dies After Fall During Rescue

A flight nurse has died after falling from a helicopter while conducting a rescue of a woman who had fallen in a hiking area in Austin.

Investigation Into $1,000 Cold Reveals Costly Mistake

Investigation Into $1,000 Cold Reveals Costly Mistake

A consumer with a bad cold gets a bill for more than $1,000 after being treated at a free-standing ER. She says she thought she was being treated at an urgent care clinic.

Dozens of Students Hurt in Crowley ISD Bus Crash

Dozens of Students Hurt in Crowley ISD Bus Crash

Nearly three dozen students were injured when two buses from the Crowley Independent School District collided Monday afternoon in southwest Fort Worth.

Lavon Lake Fills to Conservation Level on Recent Rains

Lavon Lake Fills to Conservation Level on Recent Rains

For the first time in five years water is being released from Lavon Lake.

Citizens Clean Baltimore Streets After Riots

Citizens Clean Baltimore Streets After Riots

Citizens armed with brooms and trash bags hit the streets of Baltimore Tuesday morning to clean what Monday's riots left behind.The scene was a stark contrast to Monday's unrest when rioters plunged part...

Tree Crashes Onto Dallas Home

Tree Crashes Onto Dallas Home

A Dallas homeowner says he was watching television when a tree crashed into his living room Monday night.