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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Two Arrested in Fatal Hit-and-Run Crash: DPD

Two Arrested in Fatal Hit-and-Run Crash: DPD

Dallas police say two men are in custody in connection with the fatal hit-and-run crash that left 13-year-old Ethan Vasquez dead.

Two Killed in "Horrific" East Fort Worth Crash

Two Killed in "Horrific" East Fort Worth Crash

Two people were killed in a car crash in east Fort Worth on Friday.

Submerged Truck Linked to 35-Year-Old Cold Case

Submerged Truck Linked to 35-Year-Old Cold Case

The remains of Helen Holladay who disappeared 35 years ago were discovered inside a truck in Lake Granbury.

One Arrested After Fatal Shooting at Arlington Park

One Arrested After Fatal Shooting at Arlington Park

Arlington police have made an arrest after two people were shot, one fatally, in a city park overnight Thursday.

Arrest in Hit-and-Run Crash That Injured 4: Plano PD

Arrest in Hit-and-Run Crash That Injured 4: Plano PD

Plano police say they arrested the man they say is responsible for a hit and run crash that left four people injured.

Rangers Top White Sox in Perez's 1st Shutout

Rangers Top White Sox in Perez's 1st Shutout

Martin Perez pitched a three-hitter for his first career shutout.