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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Suspected Killer Captured by Fort Worth Police

Suspected Killer Captured by Fort Worth Police

A massive manhunt for Kristun Madewell ended Friday morning when a Fort Worth police officer crashed into his vehicle.

Teen Who Attended Elem. Fondled 3rd Grader: Police

Teen Who Attended Elem. Fondled 3rd Grader: Police

Officials with the Hurst Police Department have charged a teen who posed as a sixth grader and attended an elementary school with indecency with a child.

Pilot Killed in Seagoville Plane Crash

Pilot Killed in Seagoville Plane Crash

The pilot of a small plane was killed Thursday night when his single-engine aircraft crashed in Seagoville while descending to land at Mesquite Metro Airport.

Boy Who Beat Cancer Donates Toys to Hospital

Boy Who Beat Cancer Donates Toys to Hospital

A five-year-old boy who beat cancer is giving back to other children by donating toys to young patients at Children’s Medical Center in Dallas.

Manhunt Continues for Suspected Killer

Manhunt Continues for Suspected Killer

Authorities say nearly 100 officers are searching for a man suspected of murder who is believed to be hiding in a Crowley neighborhood.

Sketch Revealed of Gunman Who Shot Meteorologist

Sketch Revealed of Gunman Who Shot Meteorologist

The search continues for the gunman who shot a Waco-area television meteorologist following an altercation in the station's parking lot Wednesday morning.