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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Amber Alert: Girl Safe, Uncle Killed

Amber Alert: Girl Safe, Uncle Killed

A missing 9-year-old Benbrook girl abducted by her uncle is safe in Bossier City, Louisiana, Benbrook police say.

Severe Thunderstorm Watch for Much of North Texas

Severe Thunderstorm Watch for Much of North Texas

The National Weather Service has issued a Severe Thunderstorm Watch for much of North Texas until 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Irving Teen Killed, Boyfriend Arrested

Irving Teen Killed, Boyfriend Arrested

Irving police are investigating the death of a high school student.

Family Sues Fort Worth, Officers Over Fatal Shooting

Family Sues Fort Worth, Officers Over Fatal Shooting

An east Fort Worth family filed a federal lawsuit on Tuesday against the City of Fort Worth and seven police officers for the May 2013 fatal shooting of a man in his garage, a man they say was unarmed.

Community College Offers Careers Without Huge Debt

Community College Offers Careers Without Huge Debt

You can make big bucks without having a four-year degree.

Concealed Campus Carry Gets TX House Approval

Concealed Campus Carry Gets TX House Approval

The Texas House is scheduled to vote Tuesday on whether to allow concealed handguns in public college classrooms and buildings.