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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Co-Defendant Pleads Guilty, to Testify Against JWP

Co-Defendant Pleads Guilty, to Testify Against JWP

A co-defendant in the FBI investigation into Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price has pleaded guilty and will cooperate with prosecutors, NBC 5 Investigates has learned.

Hood Co. to Issue Marriage Licenses to Same-Sex Couples

Hood Co. to Issue Marriage Licenses to Same-Sex Couples

The Hood County Clerk's Office will soon begin to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples and comply with the recent Supreme Court ruling, according to a statement issued Tuesday night.

Lewisville Mother Searches for Hit-and-Run Driver

Lewisville Mother Searches for Hit-and-Run Driver

Jamie McCafferty suffers from road rash on much of her body after crashing into an SUV that cut her off on her motorcycle along Interstate 35 in Lewisville and left the scene.

Mansfield Firefighters Credited with Helping Stop Crimes

Mansfield Firefighters Credited with Helping Stop Crimes

Two Mansfield firefighters are being hailed as heroes for trying to stop two very dangerous crimes within a little more than a month of each other.

Coppell Police Search for Building Burglar

Coppell Police Search for Building Burglar

The Coppell Police Department hopes the public can help catch a burglar who broke into a business last Monday.

'The Lord's Work': Grandma Survives Days in Ditch After Crash

'The Lord's Work': Grandma Survives Days in Ditch After Crash

A 75-year-old Texas grandmother who crashed into a rural ravine Friday morning used her T-shirt to soak up drinking water over the next two days until she was rescued Sunday.