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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Kraft Recalls Certain Packages of American Cheese

Kraft Recalls Certain Packages of American Cheese

Kraft is voluntarily recalling 7,691 cases of four varieties of its regular American Singles cheese product.

Cruz Addresses Influential Conservative Event

Cruz Addresses Influential Conservative Event

An address by firebrand U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz keynotes the closing day of an influential conservative group's national summit.

No. 10 Baylor Bears Make Stadium Debut vs. SMU

No. 10 Baylor Bears Make Stadium Debut vs. SMU

There will be plenty of pomp and circumstance before the Baylor Bears take the field at their new home, McLane Stadium, against the SMU Mustangs Sunday night.

Fetus Found at Dallas High School

Fetus Found at Dallas High School

Authorities are investigating after they say a fetus was found in a restroom at Woodrow Wilson High School.

Border Patrol Agent Fires at Armed Militia Member

Border Patrol Agent Fires at Armed Militia Member

The Border Patrol says an agent shot at someone near the Texas-Mexico border who later identified himself as a militia member.

$1 Million in Furniture Given Away With Aggies Win

$1 Million in Furniture Given Away With Aggies Win

Texas A&M's big win over South Carolina Thursday night wasn't just great for Aggie fans -- it was great for some customers of the Ashley Furniture Homestore in Central Texas.