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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Veteran DPD Officer Arrested For Sexual Assault

Veteran DPD Officer Arrested For Sexual Assault

Dallas police say a veteran police officer forced a prostitute to have sex with him.

Two Dead, Two Injured After Shooting In Denton: PD

Two Dead, Two Injured After Shooting In Denton: PD

Multiple shooting leaves two men dead and two others in the hospital.

Cowboys Defeat Colts 42-7, Win NFC East

Cowboys Defeat Colts 42-7, Win NFC East

The Dallas Cowboys routed the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday to secure their first NFC East Championship since 2005.

Rowlett Barn Fire Kills Seven Horses

Rowlett Barn Fire Kills Seven Horses

A fire at a stable in Rowlett ended with at least seven horses dying and at least ten being saved by fire crews.

West Side of A&M's Kyle Field Imploded

West Side of A&M's Kyle Field Imploded

The west side of Texas A&M University's Kyle Field has been imploded as part of $450 million in football stadium improvements.

Former NYPD Officer Killed in Florida

Former NYPD Officer Killed in Florida

A Florida police officer who previously served on the NYPD was shot and killed early Sunday by a fugitive trying to evade a warrant, authorities said.