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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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SUV Carrying 12 Children Rolls Over; 1 Dead

SUV Carrying 12 Children Rolls Over; 1 Dead

An SUV carrying 12 children has rolled over in rural South Texas, leaving one of the children dead and 9 other kids injured.

Two Flee After Truck Nearly Crashes Into Home

Two Flee After Truck Nearly Crashes Into Home

Witnesses tell police that two people fled after crashing a truck into a utility pole near an Oak Cliff home Thursday morning.

18-Wheeler Wreck Shuts Down I-20

18-Wheeler Wreck Shuts Down I-20

Interstate 20 is reopened near U.S. 377 in Benbrook after an overturned 18-wheeler shut the freeway down for several hours Thursday morning.

Dallas Police: 3 Injured in Head-On Wreck

Dallas Police: 3 Injured in Head-On Wreck

Three people are in very critical condition after a head-on collision in Dallas late Wednesday night, according to police.

Texas Congressman Frustrated by WTU Complaints

Texas Congressman Frustrated by WTU Complaints

Republican Congressman Michael Burgess says he's frustrated to see the hundreds of active soldiers complain of harassment and abuse at the Army's Warrior Transition Unit.

Frisco Family Restaurant Hosts Free Thanksgiving

Frisco Family Restaurant Hosts Free Thanksgiving

After five years in business, the owners of Frisco’s Fifth Street Patio Café decided to thank their community by hosting a Thanksgiving lunch. The family business gave its employees the day off, running the meal...