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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Dallas-Bound SWA Flight Target of Online Threat

Dallas-Bound SWA Flight Target of Online Threat

A Dallas-bound Southwest Airlines flight was among two that were targeted by threats Monday on social media.

Man's Facebook Post Helps Police Catch Him

Man's Facebook Post Helps Police Catch Him

A North Texas man learned the hard way about what not to post on Facebook.

North Texas Teen Marks One Year Since Skydiving Mishap

North Texas Teen Marks One Year Since Skydiving Mishap

One year removed from the skydiving accident that could have killed her, a North Texas teen is thankful for the life she has.

Baby Intentionally Drowned by Teen Relative: Dallas PD

Baby Intentionally Drowned by Teen Relative: Dallas PD

Dallas police say they took a 14-year-old into custody after a 3-month-old baby drowned at an apartment complex Monday.

"Extremely Dangerous" Blizzard Pounds Northeast

"Extremely Dangerous" Blizzard Pounds Northeast

A blizzard barreled up the Northeast corridor Monday night, bringing fierce winds and heavy snowfall that could cause coastal flooding and leave accumulations of 2 to 3 feet from northern New Jersey to Maine.

North Texas Police Deal with Car Break-Ins

North Texas Police Deal with Car Break-Ins

Police in Carrollton, Flower Mound and several other North Texas cities are on the lookout for people who have been breaking car windows to steal valuables from inside.