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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Fire Spares Only Newlyweds' Bible, Marriage License

Fire Spares Only Newlyweds' Bible, Marriage License

An apartment fire in Irving destroyed a newlywed couple's home, sparing only their marriage license and Bible.

Child Killed in Four-Vehicle Crash in Denton

Child Killed in Four-Vehicle Crash in Denton

A four vehicle collision along Highway 380 killed one child and injured two others on Saturday night.

Police: Child, 5, Shoots Self

Police: Child, 5, Shoots Self

A 5-year-old boy accidentally shot himself with gun at paintball facility in Forney Saturday.

Fracking Could Come to Lewisville Lake

Fracking Could Come to Lewisville Lake

The U.S. Bureau of Land Management is currently considering whether to auction drilling rights to about 259 acres of land on the northwest side of Lewisville Lake this spring.

GOP Debate: Rubio Shaken, Trump Not Stirred

GOP Debate: Rubio Shaken, Trump Not Stirred

There have been no higher stakes on a Republican debate stage in the 2016 campaign for president than there were Saturday night. Seven GOP Republican hopefuls faced off just three days before a make-or-break...

Could the Cowboys Land the Next Cam Newton?

Could the Cowboys Land the Next Cam Newton?

The Cowboys hold the fourth pick in the draft and Paxton Lynch should be on their radar.