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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Man Meets River Oaks Officers Who Saved Him

Man Meets River Oaks Officers Who Saved Him

Things could be much worse for a disabled man trapped inside his burning home in River Oaks Wednesday if it wasn't for three quick thinking River Oaks police officers.

Laundry Detergent Overload Can Lead to Costly Consequences

Laundry Detergent Overload Can Lead to Costly Consequences

Laundry detergent overload can lead to costly consequences. Experts say using too much detergent can do more harm than good.

Suspect Arrested in Sex Assault Near SMU

Suspect Arrested in Sex Assault Near SMU

A Dallas man has been arrested in the alleged aggravated sexual assault earlier this month near the Southern Methodist University campus.

Texas QB David Ash Ends Playing Career

Texas QB David Ash Ends Playing Career

Texas coach Charlie Strong says quarterback David Ash is giving up football after struggling with the effects of multiple concussions.

Mesquite Pee Wee Football Trailer Stolen

Mesquite Pee Wee Football Trailer Stolen

Police have recovered a trailer full of equipment belonging to the Mesquite Pee Wee Football Organization after it was stolen from the football coordinator's driveway.

Texas Executes Woman for Starvation of Boy, 9

Texas Executes Woman for Starvation of Boy, 9

A Texas woman convicted of the starvation and torture death of her girlfriend's 9-year-old son a decade ago was executed Wednesday evening.