This is Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at The Parks Mall in Arlington today (5/29/2011). Sent to email@example.com
Oh be still my fluttering heart.
Justin Bieber is in the house. Well, the mall and amusement park, actually.
He and his teen squeeze, Selena Gomez — described by some as a “Disney Darling,” and, sheesh, aren’t they all? — who hails from Grand Prairie, were spotted during the weekend at The Parks at Arlington mall and At Six Flags Over Texas [quick, name the six], doing, apparently, very teenager-y stuff.
Honestly, I wouldn’t know a Justin Bieber song if it blew my speakers, although from what I can gather the speaker damage would occur because the woofers and tweeters were gummed up by treacle matter.
Still, can millions of squealing teenage girls be wrong? Nah, not for them, anyway.
Bruce Felps owns and operates East Dallas Times, an online community news outlet serving the White Rock Lake area. Who?