DFW Gets Busier Than Most

By Bruce Felps
|  Tuesday, Sep 14, 2010  |  Updated 4:00 PM CDT
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DFW Gets Busier Than Most

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Men’s Health magazine recently recognized the Dallas-Fort Worth area and a goodly portion of Texas for what it is: a sex-crazed region populated by some busy, busy [def. 1] people.

The magazine compiled a national list called the “Most Sex-Happy City,” and Dallas placed second. Arlington loved it long-time-enough to claim the seventh spot, and Fort Worth sweated and groaned its way to 12th place.

To compile the list, the magazine measured sales of condoms and sex toys, birthrates, and rates of sexually transmitted diseases, which seems contradictory.

Austin topped the list, and a Star-Telegram article speculated that the cause was the three-condom-a-day allotment given out to University of Texas students. It’s more likely, though, that the city serves as the state capital, and all those politicians screw us daily.

Bruce Felps owns and operates East Dallas Times, an online community news outlet serving the White Rock Lake area. They didn’t interview him. Otherwise Dallas would have dropped off the list.
 

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