The Royal wedding playlists may prove to be a little slippery -- and they are already "Wet."
Prince William's brother, Harry, reportedly wants Snoop Dogg to perform at parties for William's wedding to Kate Middleton in April. After hearing Snoop's just-released single, apparently written for the bachelor party, Middleton might have other ideas.
The song, "Wet," which will be featured on the upcoming record, "Doggumentary Music," was posted to Snoop's website yesterday. In a statement about the track, the bong-loving rap star said: "When I heard the royal family wanted to have me perform in celebration of Prince William's marriage, I knew I had to give them a little something. 'Wet' is the perfect anthem for Prince William or any playa to get the club smokin'."
It may also make Middleton perfectly steamed.
Over a slinky beat, Snoop opens the track looking for a good ... physician: "Can you be my doctor? Can you fix me up? Can you wipe me down, so I can lick you up?"
Now, it's possible that his Snoopness has of late developed a chest cold that requires the immediate attention of a licensed MD. But it's more likely that he's looking for love, metaphorically speaking.
The song is actually exactly what should be played at a bachelor party (or "stag party" in English patois). And if Elton John really is performing at the wedding as rumored, then that might balance out Snoop's sexy-time single with tunes that are more traditionally romantic.
First dance song ideas, anyone?