When told he turned 70, actor Chuck Norris round-house kicked Father Time in the face.
The martial artist, actor and Total Gym guru was born in Ryan, Okla., on March 10, 1940. We're pretty sure the world stopped spinning on that day.
So to pay homage to his greatness ... we ask you, what's your favorite Chuck Norris fact? Add it, or all of them, to the comments section below.
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