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Patrick Swayze Is Still Alive



    WireImage for Rockit Ranch Produ
    CHICAGO - NOVEMBER 23: Patrick Swayze attends The Beast Wrap - Party presented by Grey Goose Vodka at The Underground on November 23, 2008 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Barry Brecheisen/WireImage for Rockit Ranch Productions) *** Local Caption *** Patrick Swayze

    Patrick Swayze can borrow the line from Mark Twain: "The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

    Rumors started circulating yesterday that the 56-year-old actor, who is fighting cancer, had died.

    Swayze's rep told People.com: "Patrick Swayze did not pass away this morning contrary to severely reckless reports stemming from a radio station in Jacksonville, Fl. Patrick Swayze is alive, well and is enjoying his life and he continues to respond to treatment."

    What the El!?! Editorial:

    Well that'll be the end of that I guess.

    Someone at work asked if at his funeral they would play "I've HadTthe Time of My Life"… it is fitting.

    You can feel the wind in your tree or see Jennifer Grey before the nose job tonight; "Dirty Dancing" is on ABC Family Channel.