WASH AND LEARN: Hey, we understand if you’re just not feelin’ the love this year. We’ve been there ourselves and lived to tell the tale. Wanna know the trick to surviving Cupid’s annual invasion with your sanity intact? Humor – and lots of it. For example, we dare you to keep a straight face while washing that man right outta your hands with this oh-so-snarky Love Stinks soap from Urban Outfitters. Lather, rinse, repeat and then pat yourself on the back for taking the high road (instead of going Carrie Underwood all over the poor schlub’s car). GET IT: $8; available only online from Urban Outfitters.