Scorned ex-lover and pornographic movie star Joslyn James is doing her best to stalk Tiger Woods. She's been upset that Woods has not called her and apologized for hurting her feelings. She's posted very naughty texts messages that Tiger sent her on a Web site.
James is dancing at an Atlanta adult entertainment spot called the Pink Pony while Tiger is playing in the Masters, which is played in Augusta, Ga.
Don't feel cheated DFW golf fans -- Ms. James is making a stop in Dallas-Fort Worth the week of The Colonial in Fort Worth in late May.
She has company; Tori Black will join her. Ms. Black is the Sandra Bullock of her industry -- America's sweetheart. Black's Web site proclaims she won the award for Best Starlet in 2009 and Hottie of the Year and won Rookie of the Year in 2009. That's would be a Triple Crown in baseball.
I got this press release about the Sexy Celebrity Golf Tour:
Dallas, TX, May 28, 2010: Produktions by JD is hosting this year’s Sexy Celebrity Tour on May 28, 2010. The world of Top Golf, the new trend in golfing located in North Dallas will be changed in a great way… We unite with the beauty of Tori Black and Joslyn James (Tiger Woods mistress) for a day of Synergy from the adult entertainment world and golf. Also in attendance will be athletes and other local celebrities. The Sexy Celebrity Tour is an exclusive event from 9p-12a that will bridge the adult and mainstream industries for a dazzling and unforgettable celebration. This will be an unprecedented weekend of leisure that the Bible belt has yet to see. Guest will enjoy a cutting edge experience where people will witness a perfect blend of golf and adult entertainment at its finest. The event will consist of a golf tournament, Pole dancing classes, Karaoke, poker, exotic sites, adult entertainment education, complimentary cocktails and hors d’ oeuvres. Produktions By JD is donating proceeds from this event to breast cancer research and a local orphanage.