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Six Fearless, Hopeless Predictions For Washington At Dallas

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    1.) Jude Law will be seen sitting next to Tony Romo on the sidelines Sunday, researching his role for a romantic comedy loosely based on the lives of Romo and Candice Crawford, to be released in 2012. Ironically enough, Jessica Simpson will play the role of Candice Crawford. Audiences will find the film off-putting.

    2.) After Sunday’s game, Donovan McNabb will approach Tashard Choice. "Tashard," he’ll say hopefully. "Do you want my autograph?" Choice will say, "No, that’s okay." McNabb will hang his head. Choice will walk away. It will be awkward for all involved.

    3.) On Saturday, the flu bug will hit and spread throughout the Dallas Cowboys. And, much like in the 19th century, the Redskins will come away from their encounter with the Cowboys sick with disease.

    4.) Jerry Jones will lend me $20. I won’t have any intention of paying it back, but that’s okay, because, hey, he’ll never notice.

    5.) For the first time in history on Sunday, triggered by yet another Dallas loss, a Cowboys fan will be overheard saying, “Ugh, I wish it was baseball season.”

    6.) During his trip to Arlington, Redskins’ owner Daniel Snyder will take a trip to Six Flags Over Texas. He will disappointed, however, when he is informed that he is too short to ride anything but “The Mini-Mine Train.”

     

     

     

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