Retail Therapy: Surviving a Cowboys Loss
THE COWBOYS ARE TOAST: Super Bowl chances smashed. Dynasty in shambles. The cynics are quick to say "the Cowboys are toast." How right they are -- with this ProToast toaster, of course. Just stick up to two slices into the retro-styled, Cowboys-licensed device, and within seconds you'll have the famed star branded right on the side of your breakfast. Now the Cowboys will get jammed everyday, not just during game time. GET IT: $34.99, Biggsports.com
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Retail Therapy: Surviving a Cowboys Loss
We know it's hard to get over our 'Boys adding to the L column. Here's what you should buy to get over it.
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