*Tashard Choice will miss Sunday night’s game with shoulder and hamstring injuries. He will still, somehow, be charged with a fumble and -2 yards rushing.
*After missing the last four games with a groin injury, David Buehler will play, recording one touchback on four kickoffs. In keeping with his inexplicable love of the USC product, Jerry Jones will call the performance “inspirational.”
*Martellus Bennett will be targeted seven times, and finish with seven catches for 103 yards and a touchdown. Yep.
*After DeMarcus Ware sacks Michael Vick four times, the NFL will launch an investigation to determine whether Ware is actually a Terminator robot. You know, like from the movies.
*DeMarco Murray will throw doubt on the idea that last week wasn’t a fluke--not only by gaining 102 yards on the ground, but also by saying after the game, “No, last week wasn’t a fluke.”
*Vick will throw for over 300 yards and two touchdowns. Dog lovers that have Vick on their fantasy teams won’t be sure how to react.
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