His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To throw bombs, but he keeps on forgetting That it’s December, and the Cowboys are God awful in December.
Yes, that’s Tony Romo hanging out with none other than Slim Shady before yesterday’s Chargers loss. Can we just all agree right now that Tony should stop hanging out with ANY musicians during the course of a regular season? Jessica Simpson, Eminem, Mr. Belding at the karaoke bar, etc. It’s just bad policy at this point.
I’m well aware that Tony Romo was NOT the problem in the Cowboys loss yesterday. Nick Folk was. And Wade Phillips was. And Marion Barber’s grease-soaked fingers were. Romo performed more than admirably yesterday for the Cowboys. And yet, they came up short once more. And, once again, goofy things like Eminem showing up before the game also happened. These two things have no connection to one another, but that doesn’t make the latter occurrence any less annoying to Cowboys fans. It’s annoying to both lose AND see random celebrities show up to pat Romo on the back beforehand. You don’t need that. Also, Eninem once made fun of Tony and Jessica Simpson in a video. Tony should be punching Em in the face and taunting him with promises of free Percocet. That’s what I say.